William McGonagall Quotes in The Great McGonagall (1975)

William McGonagall: But for my age I too would have joined your army.

Queen Victoria: Oh come now, Mr McGonagall. You're only 45.

William McGonagall: Aye, that's my age but I do not...

Queen Victoria: Oh come now, join up. Join up and travel to distant and exotic places. Meet interesting and exciting people, and then kill them.

William McGonagall: Is anything worn under the kilt?

John Brown: No, everything is in working order.