Waj Quotes in Four Lions (2010)

Waj: We'll blow something up.

Omar: What we gonna blow up Waj?

Waj: Internet.

Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids bro.

Waj: I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure!

Omar: You're confused bro.

Waj: I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face.

Ed: [conversing on the phone] Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?

Waj: I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.

Ed: Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah.

Waj: And nice fit arses, too, man.

Ed: You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man. You're a massive arse man.

Waj: What are you saying?

Ed: I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.

Waj: You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?

Ed: No.

Waj: Fuck off!

[Ends phone conversation]

Waj: Fucking Boy George!

Waj: Yeah! Fuck mini Babybel!

Waj: Aye up you unbelievin' Kuffar bastards! I'm gonna turn you to baked beans.

Barry: What's with the gun?

Waj: Proper replica man.

Barry: It's too small man!

Waj: Not too small, brother. Big hands!

Waj: [calls down the phone to Omar] Brother, I don't know what I'm doing.

[turns around to the SWAT team]

Waj: Sorry lads, I don't know what I'm doing.

[bomb goes off and smoke rises from the shutters outside]

Omar: You're gonna do what I do, bruv?

Waj: Yeah, bruv.

Omar: I'm gonna give myself up, bruv.