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  • Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops! -- Marc Anthony
  • Whores, instead of claiming what's rightfully yours. Pierced a hole in my heart from all the pain you caused, with no direction you left your first born lost. -- Ja Rule
  • I run a charity. If my name pops up in your call ID, chances are I'm about to ask you for something - money, free ad space, your first born. So it is probably no surprise that people often don't take my calls. -- Nancy Lublin
  • You can only have one first born child. You may love all your children deeply and with passion, but there is something unique about the first born. -- Raymond E. Feist
  • I was born with this. It's a hereditary genetic condition. This is something you can go your whole life without really knowing that something's wrong. I had high blood pressure, and that was the first sign. -- Steven Cojocaru
  • I've been very, very lucky in my career, in my life - from day one. When aspiring directors say, 'What's your advice?' first I say, 'Be born the son of a famous director. It's invaluable.' -- Jason Reitman
  • An ordinary life used to look something like this: born into a growing family, you help rear your siblings, have the first of your own half-dozen or even dozen children soon after you're grown, and die before your youngest has left home. -- Jill Lepore
  • If you are born in 1564, your dislocation from your parents' experience is very profound. You are the first generation who will have had all your religious experience in English, the first to have a countryman circumnavigate the globe. All the power and economic structures of the world are changing around you. -- Neil MacGregor
  • You can find virtually everybody black back as far as the 1870 census. Why 1870? That's when the ex-slaves first have surnames. But if you find your great-great-grandfather in 1870 and it says he's 50, that means he was born in 1820 and you're back to 1820 already. For an American that's pretty damned good, you know? -- Henry Louis Gates
  • One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. -- Lizz Winstead
  • At the wondrous moment you were born, as you took your first breath, a great celebration was held in the heavens and twelve magnificent gifts were granted to you. -- Charlene Costanzo
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