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In crisis management, be quick with the facts, slow with the blame. -- Leonard Saffir
I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. -- Mary Roach
I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. -- Emma Watson
My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between. -- Tony Visconti
Be quick without hurrying. -- John Wooden
What quick wit is found in sudden straits! -- Martial
I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4 -- Scott Capurro
It is no great advantage to possess a quick wit, if it is not correct; the perfection is not speed but uniformity. -- Luc de Clapiers
I'm not a good poker player, but I've got one bluffing technique - as long as you're quick with the blinds, you're fine. -- Sienna Guillory
As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank. -- Dean Norris
Washington society has always demanded less and given more than any society in this country--demanded less of applause, deference,etiquette, and has accepted as current coin quick wit, appreciative tact, and a talent for talking. -- M. E. W. Sherwood
I, uh...I have a television, so I'm going to spend some time here to tell you some things. [To orchestra conductor:] And, and...and sir, you're doing a great job, but you're so quick with that stick, so why don't you sit. 'Cause I may never be here again.' -- Julia Roberts
You have to have your wits about you and think quickly on your feet. -- Michael East
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. -- Tim Heidecker
I've had years of teasing about my red hair, but I definitely think it toughened me up. If you're ginger, you end up pretty quick-witted. -- Ed Sheeran
Say what you will about Queen Eleanor, she was a savvy, quick-witted woman who made her mark on history. And as the founder of the Courts of Love, what better patron monarch could there be for a romantic novelist? -- Lauren Willig
All good actors are very bright. You can't be stupid and a good actor. You may be inarticulate, you may not be highly educated, but all good actors are quick-witted, some of them dazzlingly so. All you do is guide them. -- Richard Eyre
Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or a quick conception and an easy delivery. -- Alexander Pope
For [the] quick in wit and light in manners be either seldom troubled or very soon weary, in carrying a very heavy purse. -- Roger Ascham

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