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My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant - we just thought it would be really hard to stay in the city. -- Tom Perrotta
My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. -- Michael Weatherly
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' -- Bernie Mac
I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well. -- Mark Shriver
I wrote the first draft of 'Tigerman' while my wife was pregnant - needless to say, I was relaxed and casual about her well-being during this tender time - and the novel clearly has its center in that panicked parental desperation that accompanies a first child and in the admittedly comedic extremes to which it drives us. -- Nick Harkaway
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. -- Dave Lombardo
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.' -- Jim Gaffigan

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