My next girlfriend quotes:

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  • I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. -- Daniel Matsunaga
  • I didn't have many girlfriends in my youth. I was an active young man, jumping from one girl to the next, but never with anyone for more than three or four months. -- Vincent Cassel
  • I can't go to bed with John Wayne, so I do the next best thing: I go to bed with my girlfriend, who once met the great man. That's how much I love westerns. -- Clive Sinclair
  • I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died. -- Bernie Mac
  • I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. -- Frank Carson
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