God and chocolate quotes:

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  • It's not about being thin, it's about being healthy. And when you are a child you like to eat all these unhealthy things like chocolate and sweets. Oh my God. I love strawberries dipped in chocolate and Lion bars and Toffee Crisps - and as you grow up, you have to learn that those things are only good in moderation or you will become very fat. -- Dionne Bromfield
  • Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli -- Richard Paul Evans
  • If God gives you chocolate, you open your mouth, no? -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
  • God gave the Angels wings and humans chocolate. Mrs. Miracle -- Debbie Macomber
  • Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli. -- Richard Paul Evans
  • Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk -- Christopher Moore
  • God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it. -- Amelie Nothomb
  • You've messed with the wrong god if you get keys to willy wonka chocolate factory and diabetes the same day.. -- Animesh Singh
  • Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. -- Denis Leary
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