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I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny. -- Albert Brooks
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. -- Bill Cosby
The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to throw up roadblocks against future historians. -- Barton Gellman
A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door. -- Edward M. Lerner
The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be. -- Mark Bridges
There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. -- Dave Navarro
I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. -- John Hodgman
Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business. -- Ivan Stoikov

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