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At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend -- Lance Armstrong
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died. -- Bernie Mac
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere. -- William Levy

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