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People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. -- Suze Orman
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed. -- Carrie Fisher
I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar -- Allen West
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. -- Janet Evanovich
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both were out of reach -- Hilary Weeks
[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere. -- Kathie Lee Gifford
He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected. -- Janet Evanovich
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. -- Jared Padalecki
Some people think African states cannot be trusted with the cookie jar. But there are absolutely good NGOs who have this feeling of human solidarity and who also recognize that their work can only be supplementary to the government. -- Meles Zenawi
It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place. -- Jeff Miller

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