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Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap. -- Howard Hughes
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. -- Don Rickles
Memories are like mercury. Every time you sort of try to get near them, they slip out of your hand like a bar of soap. -- Daphne Guinness
I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo. -- Laurence Fox
People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness. -- David Brooks
I usually go to Lush for hair products. I had no idea that this existed, but they have a shampoo rock, and it looks like a bar of soap, and I was tripping out when they told me it was a shampoo, so that's pretty sweet. -- Christian Serratos
When I was old enough to know better, I ate a bar of soap in the shape of the Muppets' Fozzie Bear, because I loved him so much I wanted to consume him, even if doing so made me ill. I didn't yet know the word 'foreshadowing.' Fozzie was the only first of many pop-culture icons I feel shaped by. -- Emma Forrest
My father raised us like... we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors, but also we were not allowed to call people fat. If ever we were to say, 'Oh that fat person, or this person,' he would make us put a bar of soap in our mouth and count to 10. We weren't allowed to look at people like that. -- Khloe Kardashian
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. -- Rich Hall
Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap. -- Henry Rollins
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough. -- James Lileks

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