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There has to be so many other ways of approaching airline security than demeaning ourselves by giving up a lot of our dignities and our liberty to do this. -- Quico Canseco
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. -- Jay Leno
Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. -- Jay Leno
I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad. -- David Letterman
In Afghanistan, U.S. troops are now holding an American man who has been fighting alongside the Taliban. His mother says he was born in Washington, D.C. and his father's a lawyer. Well, that explains it. ... He surrendered to authorities and said he wants to go back to his old job - airline security guard. -- Jay Leno
As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is why we need air marshals on every flight. -- Isaac Yeffet

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