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I spend far too much time on eBay buying lamps and upholstery remnants. -- Heidi Julavits
Mum had a job fitting upholstery into cars, but, in the evenings, she worked as a seamstress. -- Bruno Tonioli
If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. -- Douglas Coupland
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy. -- Pamela Anderson
Tenterhooks are the upholstery of the anxious seat. -- Robert E. Sherwood
Deep downy upholstery is absolutely what I've always been about. -- Albert Hadley
I like the girls to match the upholstery of the car. -- Charlie Barnet
I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well -- Tommy Kirk
I hate the word "eclectic" .I'm a classicist, and I like comfort. Lots of books, lots of artwork, pieces of family furniture, and newer upholstery. -- Tim Gunn
The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery. -- Dave Barry
She was clean": no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of flaccid tattoos droop like moth-eaten upholstery over poorly stuffed biceps and saggy asses? -- Jennifer Egan
I do not myself find it agreeable to be 90, and I cannot imagine why it should seem so to other people. It is not that you have any fears about your own death, it is that your upholstery is already dead around you. -- Rebecca West
The plot of a movie is its motor. It is not an accident that people call pictures 'vehicles' for stars. A vehicle has to move. A plotless story is like an expensive car with a wonderful body design, luxurious seats, upholstery, headlights (production, direction, cast) - and no motor under its hood. That is why it gets nowhere. -- Ayn Rand
If I do manage to come up with a scheme [to naming], however, I stick to it, which is why my cats are named after gods-Loki and Athena, who are, respectively, absolutely straightforward and affectionate, and dumber than dirt. I learned my lesson. I will name my next cat 'Satan' or 'Marduk' or something, thereby ensuring a kind, gentle beast who treats my upholstery like a shrine. -- Ursula Vernon
I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well. -- Tommy Kirk
History is moving the furniture around in the house of mankind just about everywhere but the U.S.A. Things have changed, except here, where people come and go through the rooms of state, and everything looks shabbier by the day, and lethargy eats away at the upholstery like an acid fog, and the walls reverberate with meaningless oratory. -- James Howard Kunstler
By the way, don't breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
People buy very badly made furniture and fabric. Instead, buy a beautiful dining table, well-made upholstery. It's almost like dressing for success. -- Michael S. Smith
Come on, Megeara. Walk on the wild side with me. Let's get naked and ruin Solin's upholstery. It serves two purposes. We're happy and he's pissed. (Arik) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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