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How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. -- Jon Lovitz
I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him. -- Lizzy Caplan
Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit. -- Chelsea Handler
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. -- Angus T. Jones
Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men' with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family. -- Angus T. Jones
I can't do any more 'Peep Show' because of my loyalties in Los Angeles to 'Two And A Half Men,' so I'm staying put there for the moment. I'm loving life is L.A. at the moment - I'm out there for work, as that is where the jobs are. -- Sophie Winkleman
Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character. -- Angus T. Jones
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth. -- Angus T. Jones

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