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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. -- Rob Corddry
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. -- Rob Corddry
Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time. -- Leighton Meester
When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart. -- Brian Williams
I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable. -- Seth Rollins
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It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show. -- Dennis Prager
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My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time. -- Brassai
I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.' -- Jesse Eisenberg
Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' -- Marcus Brigstocke
The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly. -- Ed Helms
Thank God for Occupy and thank God for 'The Daily Show,' Colbert and the rising up that's going on around the world. -- Bonnie Raitt
Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments. -- Ed Helms
All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them. -- Bill Goldberg
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. -- David Javerbaum
Don't wait for an employer, friend, or mentor to show appreciation for your work. Take pride in your own efforts on a daily basis. -- Denis Waitley
There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington. -- Tom Brokaw
Lastly, the ashes left behind, May daily show to move the mind, That to ashes and dust return we must: Then think, and drink tobacco. -- George Wither
Shall I show you the sinews of a philosopher? What sinews are those? - A will undisappointed; evils avoided; powers daily exercised; careful resolutions; unerring decisions. -- Epictetus
I do a TV show about a priest in London, and he is also slightly beleaguered and is subject to fate and misfortune and daily difficulty. -- Tom Hollander
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson. -- John Oliver
I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys? -- Jim Norton
But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay -- Katy Perry
Charlie Hebdo was and is not The Onion or "The Daily Show." This is a different kind of satire. Might I put it this way - less politically correct. -- Scott Simon
I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old. -- Sarah Vowell
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show. -- Mo Rocca
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role. -- Kristen Schaal
I was a fan of "The Daily Show" I watched it,I never imagined being on it, but I figured I would just go down there and do my best Stephen Colbert impression. -- Aasif Mandvi
The one show that I will continue to be a guest on is 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart, if he'll have me. It's not competitive with CNN and it's too much fun. -- Fareed Zakaria
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. -- Rob Corddry
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. -- Craig Ferguson
Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness. -- John Oliver
Samantha Bee said to me when I first started on the "Daily Show", she was like no - there is no - the only way you'll learn this job is by doing this job. -- Aasif Mandvi
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor. -- John Oliver
To be sure, the hard-to-come-by interview - the 'get' - isn't an uncommon phenomenon here at 'The Daily Show.' We've had high-profile dignitaries, low-profile indignitaries, stars you've heard of, authors you should have read. -- Kevin Bleyer

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