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Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto. -- David Letterman
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? -- Craig Kilborn
Osama's dead. Why is the terror alert elevated or imminent? Why not chill? Can't I just fly, keep my shoes on and avoid X-ray-fueled testicular cancer? -- Christopher Titus
As the bill requires, any terror alert system must give people and organizations some indication about what steps they must take to improve their own security and assist in the Nation's security. -- Patrick J. Kennedy

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