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Whoever invented the spork should be killed. -- Neal Shusterman
I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them. -- Ed Robertson
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. -- John Mayer
The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world. -- Charlie Brooker
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso. -- Christopher Moore
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man -- Thom Yorke
Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad. -- Devon Monk

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