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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. -- Adam Rex
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws. -- Otto von Bismarck
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. -- Susan Smith
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. -- Tristan MacManus
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. -- Otto von Bismarck
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. -- John Berger
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. -- Alvin Toffler
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously. -- Ed Asner
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages. -- Natalia Tena
Writing, and its theatre of operation, is better than working shifts packing frozen sausages; that's all I need to think about if I'm having difficulties. -- Sarah Hall
My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant. -- Jamie Oliver
I was never a fan of Chanel. I liked it on other people. Some other people. All the ladies who were too plump and busty looked like little sausages. -- Iris Apfel
I don't want to write formula. I don't want to crank these books out like sausages. Every book is different, which takes a hell of a lot of ingenuity on my part. -- Sue Grafton
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now. -- David Blunkett
People tend to think that numbers are quite objective, but numbers in economics are not like this. Some economists say they're like sausages: you don't know what they really are until you cut into them. -- Ha-Joon Chang
Tuscan sausages are smaller than their American cousins, each one demarcated with a string, a graceful loop drawn tightly into a knot - looping and tightening, looping and tightening, a symmetrically floppy, aesthetically appealing rhythm. -- Bill Buford
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine. -- Robin Leach
It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he'd follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket. -- Jean Dujardin
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business. -- Marcy Kaptur
Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris and you invented The Beatles, and, you know, and you've taught dogs to say 'sausages.' You know, I love your world. Thank you for it. -- Caitlin Moran
The horror movie will not go away. Look at the change in the Hollywood landscape as a signifier of its durability. At one point it was just one of many styles of films called 'product' that between, say, 1930 and 1970, the movie city ground out like sausages or hula hoops at a rate of four or five a week. -- Stephen Hunter
I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. -- Peter Molyneux
We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made. -- Otto von Bismarck
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. -- Arsene Wenger
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. -- Laurence Sterne
My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them. -- Amanda Holden
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. -- Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night -- Otto von Bismarck
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made. -- Otto von Bismarck
White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! -- James Joyce
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite. -- Mike Myers
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? -- Dorothy L. Sayers
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds! -- Beth Ditto
Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages. -- Boy George
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them. -- Aristophanes
We launched it in the London branch - phenomenal sausages, incredible eggs, homemade baked beans, black pudding - and it's something I wanted to bring to Dubai. -- Gordon Ramsay
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water. -- William S. Burroughs

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