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I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. -- Grandma Moses
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. -- Glenn Turner
Adventure is where you find it, any place, every place, except at home in the rocking chair. -- Wally Byam
There is a peacefulness, an air of reflection, about a rocking-chair that attaches to no other moving object ... -- Wallis Simpson
Worry is like rocking in a rocking chair all day, because it keeps you busy but gets you nowhere. -- Joyce Meyer
My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government. -- Colonel Sanders
Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair. -- Demetri Martin
Hell, I'm an old man. I'm 70 years old. I'm supposed to be sitting on a rocking chair watching the sunset. -- M. Emmet Walsh
I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair. -- Babe Didrikson Zaharias
We don't propose to sit here in our rocking chair with our hands folded and let the Communists set up any government in the Western Hemisphere. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
I took up knitting from time to time as a relaxation, but I always put it down again before going out to buy a rocking chair. -- Beatrice Lillie
When I'm 80 and sitting in a rocking chair listening to the Rolling Stones, there is absolutely no way I'm going to feel old or forget my younger days. -- Patty Duke
Looking at the past is like lolling in a rocking chair. It is so relaxing and you can rock back and forth on the porch, and never go forward. -- Martha Graham
I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery. -- Red Adair
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, 'After all this time?' And I will say, 'Always. -- Alan Rickman
I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age. -- Nora Johnson
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother. -- Dylan Moran
[On her 101-year-old sister and herself, at 103:] We have a lot to do ... People don't understand this. They think we're sitting around in rocking chairs, which isn't at all true. Why, we don't even own a rocking chair. -- Sarah Louise Delany
I shop at thrift stores a lot. I have a lot of silver pitchers and I put my flowers in those. I collect antiques, so there are a lot of old rocking chairs... My friends call my home the vortex because nobody wants to leave. -- Monica Potter
I don't like to dwell on the past. I'm interested in Fischerandom now, I am working on a new clock, I'm trying to make chess a more exciting game today. I am not interested in sitting in my rocking chair thinking what I did 10, 20 or 30 years ago. -- Bobby Fischer
If he was silent I could be silent too. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair, before I drove to wherever the beast's lair was - and then pulled the pistol's foreskin back, and then enjoyed the orgasm of the crushed trigger. -- Vladimir Nabokov
Now, I know you expected me to say that, well, I just kick back in the rocking chair, fished a little bit, listened to Willie Nelson tapes and watched old baseball games on the Classic Sports network. And, tell you the truth, I have done that for maybe about five total minutes. -- Dan Rather

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