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We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. -- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. -- Josh Billings
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. -- Helen Rowland
The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of my life was a lot more important to me than returning to the track. -- Edwin Moses
I'm an old man at 54, without teeth, and with rheumatism. -- Karl Donitz
Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient -- Ambrose Bierce
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia. -- H. L. Mencken
Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches. -- Marcel Proust
What do you gain in heaven? You become gods, drink nectar, and get rheumatism. There is less misery there than on earth, but also less truth. -- Swami Vivekananda
Ah! gracious Heaven gives us eyes to see our own wrong, however dim age may make them; and knees not too stiff to kneel, in spite of years, cramp, and rheumatism. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
In youth, we clothe ourselves with rainbows, with hope & love, & go as brave as the zodiack. In age we put out another sort of perspiration; gout, fever, rheumatism, caprice, doubt, fretting, and avarice. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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