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Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray. -- Steven Spielberg
We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there. -- Jon Stewart
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. -- Dylan Moran
Somebody's gotta stand up and say pubic hair is good, murder is bad. Sex is good, violence is bad. -- William H. Macy
Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit. -- J. B. Priestley
Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner. -- Hadley Freeman
Haven, don't ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars. -- Lisa Kleypas
I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right? -- Tia Carrere
All girls over age 14 remove pubic hair. The only touching is to remove hair. That's grim. -- Peggy Orenstein
Sitting on couch, lying legs apart Dark dirty naked. Smiling at me, Wicked lazy lusty eyes. I moaned, When saw movement inside his silent, The thick forest of pubic hair. -- Delicious David
Girls are removing pubic hair before fully having it. They would say I feel cleaner, it's for me, but then they'd say if a boy saw pubic hair down there they'd head for the hills. -- Peggy Orenstein

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