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I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. -- Bill Engvall
I have a whole iPod full of exceptionally bad music, truly awful stuff including a disproportionate number of one hit wonders from the early '80s and lots of hair bands. I find it utterly impossible to love a song until I know every single word, so listening to live music or new bands is pretty much out. -- Lauren Weisberger
Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears. -- Albert Camus
I think there's a certain limit to the number of times you can raise hairs on the back of peoples' heads before it gets kind of saccharin. -- Mat McNerney

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