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Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven. -- Steve Kluger
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. -- Steve Kluger
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. -- Steve Kluger
Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction. -- Steve Kluger
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot? -- Steve Kluger
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning. -- Steve Kluger
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet. -- Steve Kluger

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