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The provincial dandy wore the longest of spurs and the fiercest of mustaches. -- Victor Hugo
I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached. -- Katherine Rundell
We can't be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you're a lady, and I'm a gentleman, I'll shave mine off. -- Jarod Kintz
The news that Daisy Miller was surrounded by half a dozen wonderful mustaches checked Winterbourne's impulse to go straightway to see her. -- Henry James
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. -- Jon Pertwee
The professor at the boxing gymnasium wore mustaches and was very precise and jerky and went all to pieces if you started after him. -- Ernest Hemingway
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes. -- Natalie Portman
Two mustaches walk into a bar, and the bartender said, "Can I get you a drink?" Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they'd each left their mouth at home. -- Jarod Kintz
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. -- Nick Offerman
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that. -- Jim Butcher
Most mustaches lie waiting for some Clark Gable or Tom Selleck to fix them in the mind. The greatest are identified with a single man, a bad man, usually, who so wrapped his identity with a particular configuration of facial hair that the two became inseparable. -- Rich Cohen
I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple. -- Jarod Kintz
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?"Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches. -- Salvador Dali
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. -- Frank Zappa
Any time you can involve fake mustaches, things are just better. -- Graham Elliot
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches. -- Liam Payne
With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love. -- Jarod Kintz
The delirium and horror of the East. The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches. -- Joseph Brodsky
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude. -- Jack Huston
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' -- Jack Huston
We post photos of the Halloween costumes and the mustaches made of cupcake frosting. We don't record the tantrums?and that's as it should be. But we shouldn't mistake that for reality. It's stagecraft. -- Libby Copeland
On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a monocle, but rest assured I'll snap it up if I do. -- Sophie Blackall

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