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Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. -- Katey Sagal
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. -- Gilbert Gottfried
If I found myself married with children and had tons of puppies and a fun place to live, I imagine I'd be happier, but I kind of like being a little bit isolated and lonely. -- Moby
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. -- Tim Allen
I was totally into cartoon babes when I was a little dude. Cheetara from the 'Thundercats,' then Jessica Rabbit, and finally I moved onto a real-life human being and was into Punky Brewster, and then Christina Applegate on 'Married with Children.' -- Pete Wentz
I get very few nasty letters. A few from people who disapprove of the fact that I'm getting naked on television yet again. I don't know why - I suppose they don't like the idea that I'm doing that while I'm married with children. -- Rupert Penry-Jones
My mother didn't want me to be in fashion. She was in the fashion business, so was my brother, and she thought it was too crazy for me. She wanted me to be married with children, to be independent, yes, but not to have a crazy life. -- Donatella Versace
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I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story. -- Peter Krause
I'm from a small town so, like, everyone's married with children or about to have children. So it's a little hard when you go home and people are like - and that's why people think I'm gay - because they're like 'Why aren't you married?' And I'm like, 'it doesn't happen for everyone right off the bat.' -- Kelly Clarkson
Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife -- Thomas Malthus
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. -- Katey Sagal
I didn't think marriage worked. I thought everybody who was married was secretly miserable - that it was something they just put up with for their children. -- Salma Hayek
I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children. -- Dominic Chianese
I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really isn't anything I want. -- Joan Collins

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