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My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion. -- Johanna Braddy
Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them. -- Christian Nestell Bovee
My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion. -- Natalia Kills
The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart. -- Norman Parkinson
There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you - unless your potion is hard work. -- Jeffrey Gitomer
After I brush on my moisturizer, I'll dip the same brush into foundation and mix it with the lotion to make tinted moisturizer. -- Bobbi Brown
I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me. -- Angelina Jolie
Black people use body lotion every single day. -- Mellody Hobson
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. -- Thomas Harris
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If my legs are showing, the makeup artist adds a tiny amount of foundation to body lotion and rubs it in. -- Christina Hendricks
I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things. -- Michael Apted
Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion. -- Kiki Dimoula
Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined by our thoughts and deeds. -- Dolores del Rio
I like Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm because I don't need a mirror to reapply. But I definitely treat myself with face lotion - I use La Mer. -- Alison Sweeney
My front door had seen jean skirts, dresses, even a see-through tube dress over a string bikini. A handful of times, spackled-on makeup and glitter lotion. Never pajamas. -- Jamie McGuire
I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also use a face lotion with SPF 30. -- Amanda Beard
Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt the sick to trust the lying bill. -- George Crabbe
I'm fair-skinned, so beaches are a bit boring for me. I'm either smeared in lotion or under a shade. However, I do love the sea - diving, swimming and snorkelling. -- Toby Stephens
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I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! -- Mitch Hedberg
El Capitan is the most chapping environment in the world: windy, cold, super dry. I wake up twice a night and reapply lotion to my hands. We sand our fingertips to keep them smooth. -- Tommy Caldwell
There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a disappointment-- Unless it be that healing lotion Of fixing on a new devotion. -- Richard Armour
People send you stuff if you say you're interested in something. I have a tonne of body lotion. So I could mention I was interested in, you know, surfing, and some company would send me a surfboard. -- Anna Kendrick
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.. -- Geoffrey Hill
In terms of facial creams or lotions, I try to switch it up and stay as natural as possible. l like Le Mer facial cream for when I have an event. It's very rich and sometimes too rich for some people, but I like it. -- Sanaa Lathan
I use the Koh Gen Do face cleanser and the foaming face wash. The cleanser takes the makeup off and then the foaming face wash is like a deep cleaner. I use this lotion called Fenix, it has a little bit of SPF in it. -- Jennifer Morrison
I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep. -- Freema Agyeman
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it - aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That's not lotion. That's one ingredient short of a Bundt cake. -- Ellen DeGeneres
You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions. -- Norm MacDonald
[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes. Or the ways that people want their neighborhoods and restaurants curated in a way that's really tailored to them. Growing up with someone who was living by these very strict, repressive rules for themselves - it made me very allergic to the idea of denial. -- Carrie Brownstein
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion. -- Mariah Carey
Money is the best lotion in the world. -- Chris Rock
I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion. -- Drake
Ancient Hawaiians say: When you're itching for the waves, the only lotion is the ocean. -- Josip Broz Tito
Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white. -- Jacob Zuma
This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer. -- Joe Teti
Forgiveness is a clean lotion that heals the wounds of misunderstandings! To iron out the differences; get the painful sores dressed up; Forgive and Forget! -- Israelmore Ayivor
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too. -- George Burns

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