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My nickname is Dickie Jukebox. -- Richard Simmons
My nickname is Dickie Jukebox. I own thousands and thousands and thousands of songs. -- Richard Simmons
Over to the jukebox I staggered for a love song to scatter my body before her. -- Kim Mitchell
Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry. -- Mark Chesnutt
I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing! -- Carrie Underwood
Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. -- Willie Nelson
jukeboxes, radio and television, going from dawn to dusk, help spread the poison of synthetic, artificial, rhythmical noise. -- Maria Franziska von Trapp
I did The Frank Skinner Show, and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen. -- Robert Webb
All summer long we spent dancin' in the sand, and the jukebox kept on playing Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. -- Johnny Ramistella
I knelt at the altar of Ray Charles for years. I worked at a restaurant, and that's all there was on the jukebox. -- Tom Waits
Some estimate Hulu IPO could bring in $2 billion. What will the content providers get? Zero. What is Hulu without content? An empty jukebox. -- Steven Levitan
I'm going to get a pair of wire-snips, and I've also started a new campaign to have blank CDs on jukeboxes so you can play the silence. -- Billy Childish
Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do. -- Pablo Francisco
Out in the ocean, a rope is put around the man's neck. The other end of the rope is attached to an old jukebox and it is thrown overboard. The man invariably follows. -- Jimmy Breslin
But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. -- Tom Waits
That human existence should repeat itself, well and good, but that it should repeat itself like a hackneyed tune, or a record a drunkard keeps playing as he feeds coins into the jukebox . . . -- Stanislaw Lem
All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign! -- Chace Crawford
I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me. -- Carlos Santana
If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce. -- Jake M. Johnson
I really think that the Jersey Boys musical - and this is just my opinion - lends itself to being cinematic in some way, because its a jukebox musical; the characters break into song only for the scene transitions. -- Vincent Piazza
My father had a phase of having jukeboxes all over the house. He was a music lover but he was also into musical machinery. Not instruments, he was never interested in playing particularly but there would be these odd objects, like valve amplifiers being dismantled on the kitchen table. My mum wasn't massively keen on that, but it was part of the environment. -- Squarepusher
Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be. -- Steve Almond
I said, "I need to hear something that's going to save my life." Re: Selecting songs from a jukebox. -- Michael Chabon
Ninety percent of the people in the world end up with the wrong person. And that's what makes the jukebox spin. -- Laurie Anderson
I sort of wrongfully judged 'Mamma Mia!' for so long. I thought of it as a jukebox musical that I wasn't interested in. I was so wrong. -- Aaron Lazar
Just as the best way to judge an adult is by his or her record collection, the best way to judge a pub is by the albums on its jukebox. -- Ned Beauman
I wanna be strong, I wanna laugh along, I wanna belong to the living. Alive, alive, I wanna get up and jive, Wanna wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive. -- Joni Mitchell
I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music. -- Tom Waits

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