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We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. -- Janet Evanovich
Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom -- Janet Evanovich
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. -- Janet Evanovich

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