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...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. -- Sara Gruen
That's how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading Jello. -- Hedy Lamarr
I lost seventy pounds eating nothing but Jello for 4 months. But of course there is great variety in the colors! I think, if I remember correctly, it's 230 calories for a whole bowl. Maybe 270? In the 5th month, I added fruit. -- John Malkovich
Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day. -- Lucy Liu
Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold. -- Diane Glancy
Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get hungry. -- Bobby Murcer
Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains are turning into jello. -- Joan Baez
Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed your back. Witches could sound like Katharine Hepburn and your best friend could try to strangle you. Smack in the middle of an orchid there might be a blob of jello and inside a Mickey Mouse doll, a fixed and radiant star. -- Toni Morrison
Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello. -- Stephen Chbosky
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. -- Red Buttons
Understanding faith can be like trying to hold onto jello. Just when you think you've got a handful of the stuff, all you really have is the residue all over your sticky hands. -- Jennifer L. Lane

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