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Would you like to become my wife?Imbecile! What a question. It's my greatest dream!!! -- Marjane Satrapi
I think Wallace Hall is an imbecile. -- Joe Jamail
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile. -- Albert Schweitzer
The turning point really is just knowing you're an imbecile. -- Warren Cuccurullo
I'm technologically an imbecile. But I do use the camera phone! -- Amanda Peet
If somebody writes a book and doesn't care for the survival of that book, he's an imbecile. -- Umberto Eco
How hard it is to make your thoughts look anything but imbecile fools when you paint them with ink on paper. -- Olive Schreiner
When I found I had given birth to a human wreckage, to a child that was an imbecile, my heart was broken. -- Victoria Woodhull
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius. -- Billy Wilder
To be able to write a play a man must be sensitive, imaginative, naive, gullible, passionate; he must be something of an imbecile, something of a poet, something of a liar, something of a damn fool. -- Robert E. Sherwood
When I was young, I ran to see Astaire and Rogers, Huston, Lubitsch - they were formative for me. I also read 'Flash Gordon' when I was 6, but if I were still reading it when I was 16, I'd have been an imbecile. -- Lina Wertmuller
The one thing an audience always has in common with a comedian is troubles. The Yiddish word for that is tsuris. You're always putting your tsuris on stage whether you like it or not. No one is untroubled, unless they're just, you know, an imbecile. -- David Steinberg
Once, the world was full of mysteries, some of them frightening, some of them wonderful, some of them merely fascinating. Now, it can be a banal and predictable place, the tracks of daily life so well-beaten and defined, our culture awash with the imbecile obvious, our existence suffocating in safety. But mysteries remain. -- Nick Davies
The mother of the imbecile is always pregnant, -- Vincenzo Nibali
An imbecile is never bored: he contemplates himself. -- Remy de Gourmont
Anyone who calls my music "impressionist" is an imbecile. -- Claude Debussy
Religion is based on the idea that God is an imbecile. -- Noam Chomsky
Two imbecile parents, whether related or not, have only imbecile offspring. -- Charles Davenport
Two imbecile parents, whether related or not, have only imbecile offspring. -- Charles Davenport
When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger. -- Confucius
It is a poor, unwise and very imbecile people who cannot take care of themselves. -- Brigham Young
To philosopher and historian the madness and imbecile wickedness of mankind ought to appear ordinary events. -- David Hume
To believe everything is to be an imbecile. To deny everything is to be a fool. -- Charles Nodier
Almost any fool can paint an academy picture, and any imbecile can shoot off a Kodak. -- Ezra Pound
The first man who compared woman to a rose was a poet; the second, an imbecile. -- Gerard De Nerval
Only a f-kin imbecile would think they un-correctable, cause you're susceptible to becoming more than a spectacle. -- Immortal Technique
The rationalist imagines an imbecile-free society; the empiricist and imbecile-proof one, or even better, a rationalist-proof one. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow -- Lilith Saintcrow
The camera's a ballpoint pen, an imbecile; it's not worth anything if you don't have anything to say. -- Roberto Rossellini
The only valid political system is one that can handle an imbecile in power without suffering from it -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
When I lie down to love, old dwarf heart shakes her head. Like an imbecile she was born old. -- Anne Sexton
Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that. -- Agatha Christie
There are four types: the cretin, the imbecile, the stupid and the mad. Normality is a balanced mixture of all four. -- Umberto Eco
When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since. -- George Bernard Shaw
Have you noticed that the imbecile always smiles? Man's first frown is the first touch of God on his forehead. The touch of thought. -- Ayn Rand
A skeptic as to all ideas, including especially my own, I have never suffered a pang when the ideas of some other imbecile prevailed. -- H. L. Mencken
And that heart which was a wild garden was given to him who only loved trim lawns. And the imbecile carried the princess into slavery. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile. -- Spider Robinson
You'd have to be an imbecile or hypocrite to imagine that a professional cyclist who rides 235 days a year can hold himself together without stimulants. -- Jacques Anquetil
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius -- Billy Wilder
The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles. -- Robert Anton Wilson
An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile. -- George Bernard Shaw
I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character. -- Lennox Lewis

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