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Im Sorry was one of the first songs to come out of Nashville using strings. -- Brenda Lee
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky. -- Mason Cooley
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. -- Rachel Vincent
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. -- Demetri Martin
There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for. -- Lisa Kleypas
More people should apologize, and more people should accept apologies when sincerely made. -- Greg LeMond
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. -- Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. -- Demetri Martin
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters. -- Demetri Martin
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. -- Demetri Martin
But sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. [...] True sorrow is as rare as true love. -- Stephen King
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' -- Demetri Martin
We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Just because you had every right to feel sorry for yourself didn't mean you ever took the opportunity to do so. -- Jodi Picoult
We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us. -- Marcel Proust
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital. -- Demetri Martin
If you love and get hurt, love more. If you love more and hurt more, love even more. If you love even more and get hurt even more, love some more until it hurts no more... -- William Shakespeare
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. -- Demetri Martin
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy! -- Demetri Martin
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater. -- Demetri Martin
There's one sad truth in life I've found While journeying east and west - The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!' -- Demetri Martin
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.' -- Demetri Martin
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy. -- Demetri Martin
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.' -- Demetri Martin
Im sorry I cant speak very coherently. -- Syd Barrett
Im sorry Im not gay or Jewish, so I dont have a special interest group of journalists that support me. -- Vincent Gallo

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