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  • Whatever bro, tell it to the whales" -- Max Brooks
  • Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail." -- Aisha Tyler
  • All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?" -- Christopher Moore
  • How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense." -- Andy Weir
  • People of Orphalese, beauty is life when life unveils her holy face." -- Kahlil Gibran
  • I could be the lone Eskimo, friend of whales and seals."The Panopticon" -- Jenn Fagan
  • My soul absorbs you, my mind inhales your essence, you confirm my life." -- Al Cash
  • Have you lost your mind? What have I told you Charlie about whales? You can't MANHANDLE THEM!" -- Erica Sehyun Song
  • Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?" -- Lindsay Faith Rech
  • Below us somewhere in the gelatinous phantasmagoria of churning blue, the whales wouldn't be much aware of the storm." -- Diane Ackerman
  • I don't know where to put whales. I'm sticking them here, but I don't have any reason for it." -- George Gaylord Simpson
  • The immense cities lie basking on the beaches of the continent like whales that have taken to the land." -- Arnold J. Toynbee
  • Telling yourself you like the way you look is easy. Believing it is an entirely different kettle of whales." -- Andrew Biss
  • I deny their credentials as whales; and have presented them with their passports to quit the Kingdom of Cetology." -- Herman Melville
  • The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?" -- Terry Pratchett
  • You can't believe how bleeding scary the sea is! There's, like, whales and storms and shit! They don't bloody tell you that!" -- Libba Bray
  • Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking." -- Damon Suede
  • Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?" -- Charles Saatchi
  • Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car." -- Christopher Moore
  • Overhead soft-bellied clouds panic toward the horizon like whales before the harpoon, and the wind runs addict's fingers through the trees that line the street." -- Richard K. Morgan
  • Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God." -- Kerry Thornley
  • We are not what we might be; what we are / Outlaws all extrapolation / Beyond the interval of now and here: / White whales are gone with the white ocean." -- Sylvia Plath
  • The fidelity question is difficult for me. Society has made us believe we're supposed to be monogamous when we're not killer whales, or whatever the monogamous species is." -- Rachel Hunter
  • The world must live. We are only one species among billions. The gods don't love us any more than they love spiders or bears or whales or water lilies." -- Daniel Quinn
  • Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and narwhales doing the dirty boogie." -- Jonathan Maberry
  • Well, this week for example, I was just in Los Angeles making a documentary for German television on whales. They had tried to get me in England where they missed me." -- Wavy Gravy
  • Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island." -- Will Cuppy
  • As you know, the fossil record includes not only the ancestors of crocodiles and whales, but also the ancestors of human beings. And this, of course, is why evolution remains controversial." -- Kenneth R. Miller
  • ChinaWhales followthe whale-roads.Geese, roads of magnetized air.To go great distance,exactitudes matter.Yet how oftenthe heartthat set out for Peruarrives in China,Steering hard.consulting the chartsthe whole journey." -- Jane Hirshfield
  • [Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.("Would you like fries with that?""Shut up and stop killing whales!""Thank you. Drive through, please.")" -- Christopher Moore
  • Do you know that charming part of our country which has been called the garden of France - that spot where, amid verdant plains watered by wide streams, one inhales the purest air of heaven?" -- Alfred de Vigny
  • They are a fairly aggressive conservation organization that was started to protect the great whales particularly, but in general all marine life around the world. So those are the people I'm trying to attach my name to." -- Richard Dean Anderson
  • If we assume that the last breath of, say, Julius Caesar has by now become thoroughly scattered through the atmosphere, then the chances are that each of us inhales one molecule of it with every breath we take." -- Julius Caesar
  • Then, there was Greenpeace, I remember that when they first started out with the boats in the waters, and the guys in the boats between the whales and the boats that will hunting the whales with spear guns." -- Rick Danko
  • Could a literary life be referred to with the iambic pentameter of, say, harnessing wind power, transplanting hearts or saving the whales. Or did it necessitate the sombre and monotonous dirge of software, priority banking or turbine building." -- Anita Nair
  • It had an enormous impact to the point of the United Nations passing a resolution against the killing and hunting of these whales as they are an endangered species. This was a documentary on the plight of the whales." -- Wavy Gravy
  • Katniss...how do you think this will end? What will be left? No one is safe. Not in the Capitol. Not in the districts. And you...in Thirteen..." He inhales sharply, as if fighting for air; his eyes look insaneDead by morning!" -- Suzanne Collins
  • You Will Never Live A Perfect Life - Getting In A Relationship Is Like Diving In A Sea, You Can Drown And Whales And Sharks Can Kill You. On The Other Hand, Being Single Is Like Staying Away From That Water, You Will Starve." -- Cyc Jouzy
  • She'll probably have all the work made up and a dozen stories written for The Oracle before I finish that one stupid book report on Moby Dick. I mean, Todd, who really cares about whales?'Todd did, but he let the comment slide by." -- Francine Pascal
  • I have a tattoo on my foot that says 'it's a whale' in Japanese, because Japanese people kill whales. My stuffed whale was like most children's teddy bear. I took it with me everywhere. I slept with it. I couldn't live without my whale." -- Skylar Grey
  • Softly, he inhales and exhales as we kiss. He never stops kissing me; he simply continues to steal my breath, returning it to me only when he's infused it with his essence. Pure lust lives inside him. Every breath I take should come from his lungs." -- C.J. Roberts
  • I see he had his shorts on under the towel all along.I think for a fact that she'd rather he'd of been stark naked under that towel than had on those shorts. She's glaring at those big white whales leaping round on his shorts in pure wordless outrage." -- Ken Kesey
  • We humans, as species, are interested in communication with extraterrestrial intelligence. Would not a good beginning be improved communication with terrestral intelligence, with other human beings of different cultures and languages, with the great apes, with the dolphines, but particularly with those intelligent masters of the deep, the great whales?" -- Carl Sagan
  • On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, "Save the whales. Collect the whole set," "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now," and "Half the people you know are below average." Typical for the Eastern student body." -- Neil S. Plakcy
  • Map-making had never been a precise art on the Discworld. People tended to start off with good intentions and then get so carried away with the spouting whales, monsters, waves and other twiddly bits of cartographic furniture that the often forgot to put the boring mountains and rivers in at all." -- Terry Pratchett
  • Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so would it be nice to have a declaration backing a ceasefire between us mammals?" -- Steve Merrick
  • We have long laboured under an obtuse presupposition that the senses by which other living creatures perceive their world must to a great extent resemble our own; but in fact we are, by scientific invention, only now beginning to approach methods of perception that the whales have always owned as their birthright." -- Gavin Maxwell
  • Dealing with my French teacher is one thing; she wears pants with little whales on them. But I was convinced Dr. Rothaus could smell a lie from ten words away. I found myself feeling sorry for any children she might have. I imagined them as shadowy figures with excellent posture and skill at declamation." -- Melissa Jensen
  • You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's all full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hang-in' about for millions of years. 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion." -- Terry Pratchett
  • Television screens saturated with commercials promote the utopian and childish idea that all problems have fast, simple, and technological solutions. You must banish from your mind the naive but commonplace notion that commercials are about products. They are about products in the same sense that the story of Jonah is about the anatomy of whales." -- Neil Postman
  • Cultures have long heard wisdom in non-human voices: Apollo, god of music, medicine and knowledge, came to Delphi in the form of a dolphin. But dolphins, which fill the oceans with blipping and chirping, and whales, which mew and caw in ultramarine jazz - a true rhapsody in blue - are hunted to the edge of silence." -- Jay Griffiths
  • She knew that her lifework had changed forever that day. She was being called to use her gift to help prevent a tragedy such as this from ever happening again. And she knew, without question, that the whales and dolphins would reach out to her again, from the other side of the night . . . and she would be there." -- Patricia Cori
  • Far as I knew, closest she'd gotten to art was a drafting table and dressing mannequins in store windows, and the closest I'd gotten to saving the world was my name on some petitions, for everything from recycling aluminum cans to saving the whales. I put my cans in the trash now, and I didn't know how the whales we're doing." -- Joe R. Lansdale
  • So, don't believe anyone who says that since nature is based on a struggle for life, we need to live like this as well. Many animals survive not by eliminating each other or keeping everything for themselves, but by cooperating and sharing. This applies most definitely to pack hunters, such as wolves or killer whales, but also to our closest relatives, the primates." -- Frans de Waal
  • He exhales, then leans forward, reaching under the table to hold my knee. 'I didn't mean that. I want to be here. You know what I kept thinking about while I was away? When we went for a surf the morning after - how I felt coming up from the beach with you afterwards. I was thinking, 'How good is this?'" -Ryan, pg. 201" -- Kirsty Eagar
  • Why keep in touch with them? That's what I want to know,' asked Larry despairingly. 'What satisfaction does it give you? They're all either fossilized or mental.' 'Indeed, they're not mental,' said Mother indignantly.'Nonsense, Mother... Look at Aunt Bertha, keeping flocks of imaginary cats... and there's Great-Uncle Patrick, who wanders about nude and tells complete strangers how he killed whales with a penknife...They're all bats." -- Gerald Durrell
  • Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail. -- Aisha Tyler
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