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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. -- Jim Morrison
I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff. -- Tim Robbins
The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights. -- Rainn Wilson
I have never liked haircuts. -- John Updike
He's a haircut and a forehand. -- Ivan Lendl
For three years, I had embarrassing haircuts. -- Chris Hemsworth
You're only as good as your last haircut. -- Fran Lebowitz
Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic! -- Rachel Stevens
I always change my hair, but I don't like haircuts! -- Leighton Meester
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. -- P. G. Wodehouse
A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. -- Coco Chanel
My worst haircuts have been the ones where I've done my own. -- Swizz Beatz
I've been going to the same person for haircuts since I was thirteen. -- Gia Coppola
Actresses generally aren't allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isn't considered as versatile. -- Rosamund Pike
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month. -- Henry Rollins
Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives, but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits. -- Kylie Minogue
I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful. -- Douglas Coupland
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor -- Garrison Keillor
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. -- Sam Ewing
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. -- Samuel Hoffenstein
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid! -- R. L. Stine
When I was a teenager, I was really into hair; I dyed it different colours and had loads of haircuts. I shaved my head when I was 17 - it was pretty radical! -- Chloe Sevigny
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald -- Natalie
With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
Not all Republicans are rich, dress in three-piece suits, and have $200 haircuts. I'm somebody who's lived from paycheck to paycheck. I'm focusing on my blue-collar roots - I've worked side by side with union people. -- Joe Wurzelbacher
When I met David Green at film school he always used to offer free haircuts - he was kind of an artisan. In a lot of our films, he's constantly trying to give me weird looks. -- Danny McBride
In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times. -- Idris Elba
Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions. -- Patti Stanger
A successful argument for a government manufacturing policy has to go beyond the feeling that it's better to produce 'real things' than services. American consumers value health care and haircuts as much as washing machines and hair dryers. -- Christina Romer
We learned to put discipline in the haircuts by using actual geometry, actual architectural shapes and bone structure. The cut had to be perfect and layered beautifully, so that when a woman shook it, it just fell back in. -- Vidal Sassoon
Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother. -- Ronald Reagan
Thank you to the readers of the 'Huffington Post' for voting me the 'Hottest Freshman' of the 111th Congress. It's about time politicians from Illinois were known for something other than bad haircuts or having the ability to walk on water. -- Aaron Schock
I just do what's comfortable for me, whether it's getting fresh haircuts, or the clothes that I wear. It's simple; I'm just me. I don't really go out of my way. I do make sure my face is washed and moisturized, though. -- Lance Gross
The American character looks always as if it had just had a rather bad haircut, which gives it, in our eyes at any rate, a greater humanity than the European, which even among its beggars has all too much a professional air. -- Mary McCarthy
I don't like to spend a lot of money on haircuts: I'll sometimes grow my hair and get an acting job and get them to cut it for free. I think for a lady, though, it's okay to spend a lot on a haircut. -- Paul Dano
Everybody's got something. In the end, what choice does one really have but to understand that truth, to really take it in, and then shop for groceries, get a haircut, do one's work; get on with the business of one's life. That's the hope, anyway. -- David Rakoff
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! -- Sean Patrick Thomas
The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord. -- Jon Meacham
I definitely had dolls when I was a kid. I don't remember being very thorough with them and making sure they got fed in my make-believe world. A lot of Barbie haircuts were given, though. I had a Tamagotchi as well, but I think that thing died really quick. They were hard to do! -- Jessica Biel
I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played 'Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits' - in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old. -- Jack White
There simply is nothing else like it. And, as a test of physical and mental endurance it has no equal. Other sports may be as intense, as pressurized, as hard for short periods: But the Tour does on day after day after day. It's the only race in the world where you have to get a haircut halfway through. -- Chris Boardman
I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions. -- Rachel Lambert Mellon
The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress and grooming, their careful observance of all the rules, their precious concern for status symbols, their strict legality, their pious patriotism... the haircut becomes the test of virtue in a world where Satan deceives and rules by appearances. -- Hugh Nibley
The music alone wasn't enough. It was great, but when an artist had an amazing look - like the MC5, or the Stooges, or Alice Cooper - you really got sucked in. The wardrobe was so important. At a show, you were engrossed in the music, but you were also engrossed in everything from the haircuts to what they were wearing. -- John Varvatos
Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about. -- Gerard Way
Free haircuts are definitely a nice perk. -- C. J. Wilson
There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace. -- Dave Barry
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts -- Jim Morrison
I was born in the seventies, age of bad haircuts and grainy colour photos. -- Quentin S. Crisp
Actresses generally arent allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isnt considered as versatile. -- Rosamund Pike
Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts. -- Craig Kilborn
Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts? -- Cassandra Clare
Life, weddings, relationships, road trips, gardening, making out, haircuts: few of the fun things in life always go as expected. -- Ariel Meadow Stallings
I've had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I've made a conscious decision not to cave. -- Kat Dennings
I think that The Great Gatsby has had some influence on contemporary dressing. I'm seeing more boyish haircuts and drop-waist sheath dresses. -- Ruth E. Carter
Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks. -- Abbie Hoffman
We don't have anyone with bad haircuts, which is a good thing. Louis Delmas has some pretty nice dreads. He's a Florida boy, so they know how to do it. He gets the title. -- Nate Burleson

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