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I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones. -- Tyler, The Creator
They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes -- Cassandra Clare
Daddy, look "? one of the gnomes actually bit me! -- J. K. Rowling
I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels. -- Jonathan Pearce
I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans. -- Thom Yorke
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. -- John Dobbin
Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point. -- Jacqueline Rayner
All these financiers, all the little gnomes of ZÃ¼rich and the other financial centres, about whom we keep on hearing. -- Harold Wilson
Most fantasy is incredibly derivative of Tolkien, so when you read a lot of fantasy, it's really just elves and gnomes, and it all goes back to Tolkien. -- John Orloff
I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course. -- P. G. Wodehouse
In the Land of Ire, the belief in fairies, gnomes, ogres and monsters is all but dead; in the Land of Ind, it still flourishes in all the vigour of animism. -- Joseph Jacobs
Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless behind garden gnomes, glide along fence tops, and slink under benches. -- Caroline Paul
the bus timetable sites are all run by an inbred cabal of malicious gnomes. Who don't speak English. And who don't count very well either. Or tell time. And they certainly can't read maps. -- Robin McKinley
The things I encounter that I call elves or gnomes, it's just a gloss. I mean, they're small, and they have the archetype. They're more like leprechauns, and this maybe raises a racial issue. -- Terence McKenna
I make it a point of honour to have a couple of gnomes in my garden as silent testimony to the right of gnome-lovers everywhere to do their own thing without fear of snide remarks. -- Richard Briers

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