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come and get it, you dumbass -- Iris Johansen
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass. -- Samuel L. Jackson
Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. -- Gerald McRaney
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. -- Lisa Kudrow
Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a cliff. -- Dean Young
Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater -- Lisa McMann
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks. -- David Wong
I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin. -- Bruce Pearl
And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up! -- Rachel Caine
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass. -- Jill Shalvis
I have pictures of my daughter, in the hospital, at three seconds, six seconds, nine seconds, and then fifteen seconds, 'cause dumbass couldn't get the camera ready fast enough. Yeah, ha ha ha. She wrote that in the photo album. -- Christopher Titus
Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a twist ending, going all the way back to H.H. Munro. This story is also the result of a long rumination on how stories are sometimes scuttled or diminished by succumbing to such 'rules'. -- David J

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