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It is a human demolition derby! -- Jim Ross
Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
I can't tell the difference between the best and the worst 'cause I realize not everybody wants to have sex in the middle of a demolition derby race in the car. -- John Waters
We are creating a political demolition derby, not a presidential debate. Those strange impulses in the American soul that have produced mud wrestling and The Gong Show seem to have claimed the national campaign. -- Hugh Sidey

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