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We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties. -- Isaac Hanson
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! -- Bill Watterson
I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality. -- Janet Evanovich
Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers. -- Jeff Kinney
I was pretty dorky, but there are tiers of dorkdom and I always had friends, though they were equally dorky. I was one of those kids who contracted cooties in the second grade and then had cooties, because there wasn't a vaccine for it. When I was around people, though, I generally wanted to make them laugh. I told a lot of stories. -- Sloane Crosley
You have a memory chip that small implanted in you," he verified. I nodded, guessing this was somewhat worse than having cooties. -- James Patterson
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