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I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the sequels and was not a fan of those. -- Jessica Biel
I guess now would be a good time to tell you," He said. "I took Chainsaw out of my dreams. -- Maggie Stiefvater
If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light -- Tobe Hooper
The "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" hitchhiker really made people never want to hitchhike again - the hitcher, the show. Hitchhiking is always vaguely sexual. -- John Waters
I don't really watch movies at all. I don't even think I could name one. Maybe Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I think I've seen that, but I definitely don't have a favorite. -- Jermell Charlo
I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of the original, to the point that it's almost a companion piece -- Tobe Hooper
My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because the way that the woman was screaming, "Aaaahhh," and trying to run away is how every animal you eat reacted at the slaughterhouse. -- Russell Simmons
I don't have anything against either of the Dead movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, none of those movies. If it scares somebody, I think that it is serving a valid purpose. It is doing what the filmmaker intended. But, it is not something that you hand to kids. -- Stephen King
It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. -- Damien Hirst
I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. -- Jo Brand
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead. -- Susan Orlean
I find 'Chainsaw' to be a very relaxing film. -- Lena Headey
Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? -- Chuck Palahniuk
If chess is a vast jungle, computers are the chainsaws in a giant environmentally insensitive logging company. -- Nigel Short
He left Chainsaw behind, much to her irritation. Ronan didn't want her to learn any bad language." -- Maggie Stiefvater
He left Chainsaw behind, much to her irritation. Ronan didn't want her to learn any bad language. -- Maggie Stiefvater
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff. -- Jennifer L. Knox
If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light. -- Tobe Hooper
If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people. -- Brendon Urie
I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I've never seen any of the 'Friday the 13ths.' -- Lin Shaye
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. -- Nico Mirallegro
I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of the original, to the point that it's almost a companion piece. -- Tobe Hooper
We have to be back in three hours', Ronan said. 'I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.' 'This', Gansey replied, 'is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on. -- Brandon Sanderson
I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that. -- Jim Benton
Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is just one of those movies that's like a page of history. You can't really go wrong. It's a prequel. It's not like number three. Which is really cool, to be the before as opposed to the after. -- Diora Baird
Land surveyors can spend as much time reading legislation, bylaws, and engineering documents as we spend in front of an instrument in the field or calculating coordinates for a subdivision. We are mathematicians, historians, project managers, advocates, engineers, and even chainsaw operators! -- Mark Mason
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw". I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that? -- Banksy
On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason why it's easy for pro-lifers to eat factory-raised animals that disrespect everything sacred about creation. And that is why it's easy for rabid environmentalists to hate chainsaws even though they snuggle into a mattress supported by a black walnut bedstead. -- Joel Salatin
Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: 'CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS'. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at the road ahead. What could it all be about? 'As one victim to another,' his body language seems to marvel, 'What's a mushroom done to deserve that kind of abuse?' Not even in the worst days of street-fighting did he ever experience ill-treatment on this scale. -- Alexander Masters
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. -- Nico Mirallegro
My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw -- Thomas McGuane
We often wait for that knock of opportunity, though I've found it's better to just grab a chainsaw and cut open your own fucking door. -- Don Roff
Did you use a chainsaw?" Joey said. "I seem to recall you like chainsawa." "There wasn't a power outlet." Clay turned to me. "That's what I want for Father's Day, darling. A gas powered chainsaw. -- Kelley Armstrong

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