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Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics. -- Bill James
The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. -- Adlai E. Stevenson
It was natural to see the struggle for dignity for black people in America as a sister struggle of the Jewish struggle. So growing up, it was always a part of my breakfast cereal to think of myself as someone who was part of a larger struggle. -- Eugene Jarecki
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots. -- Alan Moore
Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk. -- Michael Pollan
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. -- Eliza Dushku
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. -- Fran Lebowitz
Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. -- Johnny Galecki
That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself. -- Nick Hornby
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. -- Aziz Ansari
Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. -- Douglas Adams
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. -- Joshua Homme
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! -- Roald Dahl
The days of my youth I remember as nearly always in need of explanation, and not as much fun as advertised in the promotions for board games and breakfast cereal. -- Lewis H. Lapham
A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts. -- Craig Ferguson
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver. -- Philip Roth
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine, on those instructions for keeping the contents crisp which are printed on the outside of boxes of breakfast cereals. On anything. -- Aldous Huxley
I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the 'right' size. I'm hungry all the time. I think I'm a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn't. All actresses are hungry all the time, I think. -- Julianne Moore
Really, the moment you have any idea, the second thought that enters your mind after the original idea is, "What is this? Is it a book, is it a movie, is it a this, is it a that, is it a short story, is it a breakfast cereal?" Really, from that moment, your decision about what kind of thing it is then determines how it develops. -- Douglas Adams
Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. -- Josh Homme
Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. -- Johnny Galecki
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. -- Joshua Homme
Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. -- Craig Brown
Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in size and consequence, the less space they take up in our imagination. -- Rose George
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition! -- David Lee Roth
That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? -- Rick Riordan
I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. -- Ruth Reichl
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. -- Chris Van Allsburg
Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that. -- Gena Showalter
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal. -- Natalie Morales

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