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In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere. -- Kevin Hart
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain. -- Brian Schweitzer
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously. -- Luke Perry
Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying. -- Pete du Pont
The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate. -- Pete du Pont
Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out. -- Steven Tyler
Few Americans have ever met their Congresspeople. They don't see them at the grocery store; they don't meet them at the bowling alley. They're more likely to see their representatives in photographs from the Daily Grill in Washington, D.C., than at a local town hall. -- Ben Shapiro
To my great surprise, Twitter is not housed in a silver pod that orbits Earth at supersonic speeds, vacuuming up and then dispersing digital bits of worldwide chitchat; it's in a big, bland office building in downtown San Francisco, near a bowling alley and an Old Navy. -- Susan Orlean
But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set. We don't have a bowling alley in our basement. We don't have houses on the beach and one in New York and one in L.A. -- Carrie Underwood
And you call yourselves a bowling alley? -- Woody Harrelson
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! -- John Calipari
It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley. -- Aubrey Plaza
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. -- John Gielgud
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain. -- Edna Buchanan
You know. Uh. The bowling alley doesn't seem to be improving my game. That is the one thing I have noticed. -- Barack Obama

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