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You are omniscient as ever, Dumbledore." "Oh, no, merely friendly with the local barmen. -- J. K. Rowling
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." -- Tommy Cooper
Ive been an engineer, barman, skip lorry driver, coalman, boat window manufacturer, contract grass cutter and builder. -- Neal Asher
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" -- Frank Carson
Harry had the impression that even the barman was listening in. He was wiping the same glass with the filthy rag; it was becoming steadily dirtier. -- J. K. Rowling
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law." -- Bill Bailey
The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray hair and a beard. He was tall and thin and looked vaguely familiar to Harry. -- J. K. Rowling
I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach Broadway or Hollywood - or the foul kitchen of a diner (Help Wanted) in a dismal ex-prairie state, with the wind blowing, and the stars blinking, and the cars, and the bars, and the barmen, and everything soiled, torn, dead. -- Vladimir Nabokov
And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. -- Terry Pratchett

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