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Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole. -- Neil Gaiman
We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes -- Bonnie Greer
The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions? -- Terry Pratchett
For 15 years I was a complete arsehole to a dozen people. I said I would try and make it right with those people, and anybody that gave me an audience, I was there. -- Lance Armstrong
You take the risk of being rejected. If you have pretentions to be an artist of any kind, you have to take the risk of people rejecting you and thinking you're an arsehole. -- Roger Waters
After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, What an arsehole! -- Steve Toltz
The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror... but I have learned that if I can master the negative forces and harness them to my chariot, then they can work to my advantage.... Lilies often grow out of carcasses' arseholes. -- Ingmar Bergman
I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton. -- Ben Goldacre
History is made by people. And the majority of people are arseholes. Which is I suppose why the majority of history has been so disastrous. -- Ben Elton
Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If youâ??re an arsehole, people donâ??t want to work with you. You wonâ??t get hired Well, there are a few arseholes. -- Bertie Carvel

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