Tobias Quotes in Los reyes magos (2003)

Tobias: What punishment has Herod decreed for him?

Guard: Crucifixion.

Big Dick Richie: Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?

Mike: Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out.

Big Dick Richie: If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present.

Mike: Okay, I'll be present.

Big Dick Richie: All right, that's it.

Mike: What are you? Yo, what are you doing?

Tito: iPhone went bye phone!

Mike: Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? I should chuck your big ass right off this f***ing truck.

Big Dick Richie: That's the Mikey I remember. Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.

Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?

Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out of body, baby. Astro-projection! Tobias, we're going to Mad Mary's.

Tobias: Hell yeah!

Big Dick Richie: Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!

Tobias: [as Trinity and Bambino ride into the Mormon camp] Welcome, brothers!

Bambino: [gruffly, to Trinity] Who told him we were brothers?

Trinity: [innocently] Wasn't me.

Tobias: Have you seen what faith will do?

Bambino: It'll work, if you put it in a rifle barrel.

Tobias: There is only one Hell.