Ticket checker Quotes in Brat 2 (2000)

Ticket checker: Your... your visa expired years ago.

Dasha: So?

Ticket checker: You've broken the immigration laws.

Dasha: So?

Ticket checker: You won't be able to return to the territory of the United States.

[Dasha snatches her passport from the ticket checker and extends her middle finger to him]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Clouseau.

Ticket Checker: I'm sorry, but your name is not on the list.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Not on the list?

Ponton: Dreyfus must have made sure you cannot get in.

[Nicole makes a bird call, motioning for Clouseau and Ponton to meet her]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ponton...

[Clouseau hums as he and Ponton stroll away from the main gate to meet Nicole]

Nicole: Inspector, here is your bag.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good work, Nicole.

Ponton: What is that?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Camouflage, let's go!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Nicole?

Nicole: Yes?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: One last thing...

Nicole: Yes?

[Clouseau removes Nicole's glasses]

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It's evening, and you look beautiful without your glasses.

Nicole: Thank you, Inspector.

[Nicole squints, and bumps into a tree]

Nicole: Oh, ow!