The Fish Quotes in The Cat in the Hat (2003)

The Fish: Someone else should drive!

The Cat: Alright, you win. Concrete, you drive.

[gives Conrad the wheel]

Conrad: Are you serious?

The Cat: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!" Now punch it.

Conrad: This is awesome!

Sally: I want to drive.

The Cat: I think that's a great idea.

[gives Sally another wheel]

Conrad: Wait, two people can't drive at the same time.

The Cat: You're right. We should all drive.

[gets his own wheel]

The Fish: Stop this right now!

Conrad: Who said that?

The Fish: Me! Remember, the fish? Came home in a baggy, loved me for two weeks, and then *nothing*!

Sally: The fish is talking.

The Cat: Well, sure, he can talk. But is he saying anything? No, not really.

The Fish: A dog goes, "Woof woof," and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log. But a fish speaks in plain English...

The Fish: This cat should not be here, he should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!

The Fish: Children, this cat is currently in violation of... seventeen of your mother's rules!

[the phone rings, and The Cat answers it]

The Cat: City Morgue!

The Fish: [losing it] Eighteen!

The Fish: [on the toilet] This is where they buried my brother!

The Fish: Oh my Cod!