Ted Mitchell Quotes in New in Town (2009)

Ted Mitchell: Remember, whatever you do to my daughter, I do to you

Lucy Hill: [conversation at dinner table] Industrial competition in a free-market economy is what built this country.

Ted Mitchell: No, robber barons built this country, and they did it from the blood of working folks. Hell, you steal somebody's car, you get thrown in jail, you steal somebody's life savings, you get to be a CEO.

Lucy Hill: I'm planning on being a CEO.

Ted Mitchell: Well, Blanche, you better count the silverware before she leaves, then.

Lucy Hill: Oh, don't bother, I'm leaving now.

Ted Mitchell: Not if I leave first.

[both get up to leave together]