Soda Shop Counterman Quotes in Ladybugs (1992)

Matthew: We get along great, we laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports, we get along just great.

Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?

Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy.

Matthew: Gimme another one.

Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, you've had enough. You're gonna spoil your dinner. Why don't you go on home?

Matthew: No, I don't want to go home. Come on, gimme another one.

Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, the way you're drinkin', you must have a girl problem.

Matthew: Yeah.

Soda Shop Counterman: Tell me about it. Maybe I could help.

Matthew: How could *you* help *me*?

Soda Shop Counterman: With girls, I been through it all. I been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up. What's your problem? Y'all have a fight?

Matthew: No, no, no, we never fight. No, we get along great. We laugh together, we like the same music, the same sports. No, we get along just great.

Soda Shop Counterman: Then what's the problem?

Matthew: She don't know I'm a boy.

Soda Shop Counterman: Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doin', but you must be doin' it wrong.