Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth Quotes in Convoy (1978)

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself!

Rubber Duck: That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.

Rubber Duck: Well piss on ya, and piss on your law.

Rubber Duck: [On meeting Lyle Wallace] Jesus Christ.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Hello, R.D.

Rubber Duck: Boys, this is the Papa Bear.

Rubber Duck: How much is it, Lyle?

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Fifty. Each.

Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': You rob me, bastard.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Sixty.

Rubber Duck: Hey, take it easy, this ain't an auction, man.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I'm doing my job. Keeping my part of the highway safe.

Spider Mike: Yeah, well you keep it safe in that ditch somewhere feeding flies.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: [On the CB] Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, officer Lyle Wallace calling Rubber Jerk in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!

Rubber Duck: Please don't be using that kind of language on the air, Lyle. Especially don't be using it regarding my beautiful black truck. Over.

Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: That thing you call a truck is the worst pile of garbage I ever had the misfortune of writing a citation on.