Sheriff Kyle Williams Quotes in Man-Thing (2005)

Mike Ploog: Can you smell that, Sheriff? It's the perfume of my future. Point, click, fame.

[hears Man-Thing roaring out in the swamp]

Mike Ploog: There it is! Gotta go. Good luck out there, man! It's the cover of Life magazine, man!

Sheriff Kyle Williams: *Life* magazine? *Life* magazine went out of business, you fucking idiot!

[as he's getting bitten by mosquitoes while exploring the swamp]

Sheriff Kyle Williams: Smart, Kyle. Take the Bywater job. Get a tan...beer belly...lots of sun. Get fuckin' eaten alive.