Ryan Tyler Quotes in The Amazing Panda Adventure (1995)

Ryan Tyler: Relax, I'm an American. My life revolves around electronics. I think I can handle it.

Ryan Tyler: I've seen naked women before. A, I have cable TV. B, I just happen to be quite a lady's man.

Ling: [Ling finishes telling Ryan the folklore about the black marks on pandas and four sister mountains who look over them]

Ryan Tyler: It's a bunch of bull.

Ling: It's not a story about bull, it's a story about panda.

Ryan Tyler: No, what I mean is, it's not true.

Ling: My grandfather doesn't lie!

Ryan Tyler: Well, if the 4 sisters are real, how come the panda bears are going extinct?

Ling: You are a Mormon!

Ryan Tyler: Mormon? I think you mean morON.